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Global Warming Causing Freezing Temperatures, Experts Say
As the world seeks to learn more about the phenomenon known as global warming theory, experts seek to provide the public with more and more knowledge. The latest release from global warming experts has some in panic, some puzzled and some still eating frozen fish sticks while watching Dancing with the Stars.
Global warming theory, the theory that human activity is causing the earth to warm to environmentally dangerous levels was made popular by Al Gore shortly after he invented the internet. This is precisely the reason many believe in the theory. A man that can invent the internet in his spare time while being a career politician and then turn around and know the human activity is ruining the planet without conducting any science of his own is obviously a man people must trust for information of this magnitude.
Global warming deniers claim that because global warming cannot explain a trend opposite to that of global warming theory, global warming theorists and believers have conveniently changed the name of global warming to global climate change. Abra Cadabra! We still have a crisis. Break out the compact fluorescent light bulbs and new government taxes!
With that, progressive think tank Scientific Hypothetical Intellectual Theory (S.H.I.T.), a group associated with Gore’s global warming efforts, released the stunning information that global warming may actually cause freezing temperatures. For Gore supporters and global warming believers, this is yet just one more piece of conclusive evidence that the threat of global warming is very very very very real.
Jedidiah Suzuki, an activist working on legislation that will give squirrels and possums equal rights to America’s roads, says that the new release of information has helped him clarify some recent questions, “It all makes sense. Lately I have been freezing my ass off. It has been unusually cold. My cars doors have been freezing shut, pipes in neighborhood houses freezing. It’s crazy considering I live in Georgia. But when this study came out it all made sense. I mean what else could be causing such cold temperatures but warming?”
White House Press Secretary Gibbs vs Santelli – I Choose Santelli
Gibbs is a government guy. Last time I checked, the governments and politicians have been lying to us forever.
Here is my assesment of Gibbs…Piece of shit.
He is pretty flip for a public servant of a country whose economy is completely fucked. By the way, the politicians fucked it up. Not Santelli. Not you. Not me.
Ignore America if you like dickhead…but America is pissed.
What a huge prick!
Santelli Tells Truth, Media Must Marginalize
Most of the content you will find on Mind Stew will have at least a shot of humor. However, what is happening to our country isn’t really funny. Here’s a little glimpse into the propaganda arm of our country.
When Rick Santelli was asked by CNBC assholes about the economy and what the Obama administration is doing, he rightly told it like it is. Upon hearing his opinion people spoke up in support of him. This is when the “classy” CNBC talking heads turned on their superior wit and called regular American citizens “The Mob”.
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