Archive for the ‘Government’ Category
US Border Patrol Deals In Pepper Spray, Not Courtesy
Here is a nice little story about our awesome border patrol agents. This story talks about a man who was visiting his second house in the state of Washington and encountered a border patrol agent who was being rude (no shit? Agents of the government being rude?.)
The United States is quickly becoming a police state. Have a nice day.
Anyway, this man when requesting the border patrol agent offer a little common courtesy was pepper sprayed. That’ll show that stupid Candadian to lip off. Spray him in the eyes with a caustic material and then hold him for a bully session for three hours.
Thanks for your services, assholes. I will sleep better at night knowing this is how you ensure national security.
Obama Approval Rating Remains High Among Shitheads
Recent polls have shown that President Barack Obama continues to have tremendous support among the stupid in America. As much as 90% of people which cognitive scientists place in the shithead category not only support President Obama, but blindly worship him.
Shitheads think this guy is one cool dude.
In contrast, other polls taken in the last few weeks show approval ratings dipping due to Obama’s stimulus bill, controversial cabinet appointments and backtracking on campaign promises all within a month of taken office. Still others who scientists say posess a trait past generations called common sense, know Obama is as full of shit as every other politician in the history of the planet.
When shitheads were asked why they supported President Obama they listed the following reasons most often -
Stimulus Passed. Taxpayers Scammed Again.
Congress told us that the stimulus package was the answer to our down economy. They said we needed to move NOW!
President Obama talked as though those who disagreed with the stimulus bill were out of their minds.
Now the stimulus bill is passed and now what?
Screw You Taxpayers!
Fuck you suckers!
The economy will worsen, the dollar’s value will be fried and the government will use your money to grow and move even more socialist.
Peanut Company to Become Defense Contractor
The peanut company that recently brought on disease and death to innocent American citizens has been given an offer by the government to become a defense contractor. The way the government figures it this company, with a little help and money provided by the taxpayer, could really fuck some people up. So, it’s a natural fit as the government fucks up people’s lives everyday.
Poison Peanutbutter?
Unnamed government officials believe that this company really has a future in a new wave of biological weapons.
