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E.T. Fan Club Not Fans of Hillary Clinton.
ET fan club pissed off at Hillary Clinton.
The ET fan club recently gathered to express their disapproval of Hillary Clinton, as any smart person would do. Mind Stew staffers wanted to get comments from ET himself but he was unable to be contacted.
Mind Stew was not able to reach ET by phone for comment
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Note: This is a fake story. Just having some fun.
Peanut Company to Become Defense Contractor
The peanut company that recently brought on disease and death to innocent American citizens has been given an offer by the government to become a defense contractor. The way the government figures it this company, with a little help and money provided by the taxpayer, could really fuck some people up. So, it’s a natural fit as the government fucks up people’s lives everyday.
Poison Peanutbutter?
Unnamed government officials believe that this company really has a future in a new wave of biological weapons.
