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Peanut Company to Become Defense Contractor
The peanut company that recently brought on disease and death to innocent American citizens has been given an offer by the government to become a defense contractor. The way the government figures it this company, with a little help and money provided by the taxpayer, could really fuck some people up. So, it’s a natural fit as the government fucks up people’s lives everyday.
Poison Peanutbutter?
Unnamed government officials believe that this company really has a future in a new wave of biological weapons.
